Xgau SezThese are questions submitted by readers, and answered by Robert Christgau. New ones will appear in batches every third Tuesday. To ask your own question, please use this form. May 19, 2021Some thoughts on dolts (or not), the Smart Monkee, rock bios, the greatest albums of the '90s (not ranked) and the best novels of the 21st century (ranked). Plus: In every dream life a headache. [Q] Sir. How dare you refer to Jae Millz as a "dolt." Fuck Tyga. Tyga is a Dolt. Millzy? He is not a dolt. Thank you. -- Cody Fitzmaurice, Saratoga County, New York [A]
A query that set me to wondering: Who the fuck is Jae Millz? A search
on my site came up empty, which as a search for Tyga revealed was
because I'd (mis)spelled Jae's surname as Milz. The reference that
irked Fitzmaurice was a
2010 B&N piece on Lil Wayne
involving LW's No Ceilings mixtape, where in seven words total
their names included I adjudged onetime Kylie Jenner beau Tyga and
Harlemite Millz as unworthy of such fellow guest contributors as
Jay-Z, Gaga, and the Black Eyed Peas, as seems statistically probable
without actually going back and checking. I've heard nothing
especially doltish on the 25-30 minutes I've test-listened on JM's
2015 and 2020 solo albums, but also nothing of Wayne or Gaga
caliber. But if Fitzmaurice wants to assert that Millz is much
superior to Tyga, I'm so impressed by his passion that I'm inclined to
give him the benefit of the doubt.
[Q] Hi Robert, Happy Birthday! It's coming up on the 42nd anniversary of my favorite Michael Nesmith album, Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma . . . I'm still pissed at you giving it a sub-par grade of "B-"--I am wondering if you still think it is barely above average? Best wishes otherwise!--Ronald R. Lavatelle, Nashua, New Hampshire I just re-read your review of Michael Nesmith's album Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma for the first time in around 40 years . . . it seems to me you reviewed him, his career, his business . . . but NOT the album or its music. Terrible review . . . probably hurt his sales . . . his reputation . . . and cost him a lot of money! -- Roni Lavatelle, Nashua, New Hampshire [A]
I find this so touching I couldn't resist reprinting the two queries
in the order they were received. I mean, it's a very long time after
the release of the ex- (and future) Monkee's ninth album of the
decade, six of which
I reviewed even though by 1979
"new wave" was all the rage (two including a comp got B plusses),
and this fan, apparently of both Nesmith and Der Dean, is still not
just brooding about my B minus but convinced that my lukewarm record
review in a Greenwich Village weekly destroyed the sales of
what he regards as Nesmith's masterwork. As it happens, I wrote about
the Monkees respectfully in
my very first Esqure column in
1967, and by the end of that year had singled out Nesmith as the
true musician of the foursome, which soon became conventional critical
wisdom. And just for the record, The Monkees' Greatest Hits has
its own jewel-cased position right next to my 40 or something
Thelonious Monk CDs. Also just for the record, I thought the Monkees'
"revival" of the aughts was one-upping "poptimist" contrarianism pure
and silly.
[Q] I have a question which you may have answered multiple times, and if this is the case I apologise for not digging it up. Autobiographies and biographies by musicians are relatively common, and often enough they're not particularly well written, either because the musicians aren't suited to that kind of format in the case of autobiographies, or--and this is perhaps more common--the musicians have become deities, and their biographers simply feed into that narrative with a bunch of crazy stories that don't necessarily say much about the lives and ideas of the musicians, or the world that they lived in. There are, of course brilliant ones out there too, written with great subtlety and thoughtfulness. Which are your favourite bios of musicians that you've come across over the years? -- Liam Briginshaw, Melbourne, Australia [A]
Always glad to be handed a chance to remind readers and I hope book
buyers of my 2018 Duke collection
Book Reports, which includes
essays on books about Jerry Lee Lewis (I'd now add to Nick Tosches's
Hellfire, Rick Bragg's Jerry Lee Lewis: His Own Story),
Lead Belly, Sam Cooke, Bob Dylan, Dave Van Ronk, Ed Sanders, Richard
Hell, Carrie Brownstein, Patti Smith, Rod Stewart, James Brown, Aretha
Franklin, and Bruce Springsteen. In this newsletter itself I've
positively reviewed Jim DeRogatis's dogged R. Kelly book
Soulless and
Charles Shaar Murray's magnificent John Lee Hooker bio
Boogie Man. The
Louis Armstrong, Thelonious Monk, Billie Holiday, Etta James, Franco,
and Bob Marley pieces in
Is It Still Good to Ya? are also
keyed to biographies. And in my 1998 collection
Grown Up All Wrong the Elvis chapter
is called "Elvis in Literature" because it's based mostly on a sliver
of his endless bibliography. Both volumes of Gary Giddins's Bing
Crosby are superb--with the second one especially sharp on
U.S. culture during World War II. John F. Szwed's Miles Davis and Sun
Ra are damned good. And I should add that although I'd recommend
obtaining my collections from Duke or a local bookseller, naturally,
most of those essays are findable on my site, which has a
Book Reviews tab to help you track down a
few more.
[Q] Love your collection, Book Reports, as it has recommended some terrific books. I remember reading somewhere your admiration for Junot Diaz's The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, so I was curious as to what are your favourite novels so far in the 21st century? Thanks. -- Brad Morosan, London, Ontario, Canada [A]
This is something I happen to keep track of, so here's the top 10 as
currently conceived only with extra books for a couple of authors:
George Saunders, Lincoln in the Bardo. Junot Diaz, The Brief
Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. Michael Chabon, The Amazing
Adventures of Kavalier & Clay I (also Telegraph
Avenue). Norman Rush, Mortals (reviewed in Book
Reports). Kim Stanley Robinson, Aurora (also New York
City 2140). Jonathan Lethem, The Fortress of Solitude (also
Dissident Gardens). Carola Dibbell, The Only Ones (she
used to be lower but that was a polite lie). Colson Whitehead The
Underground Railroad (also The Nickel Boys and Sag
Harbor). Elif Batuman, The Idiot. Akhil Sharma, An
Obedient Father.
[Q] Does a best of the '90s list exist? (This question inspired by renewed Liz Phair excitement over new singles being quite good actually.) -- Brian, Dublin, Ireland [A]
Nope. As I'm always whining, lists like these, if properly prepared,
are work. But it occurred to me that having just done my Rolling
Stone top 50 a year ago, I at least had a good start--until a
count suggested that more than half were from the '60s and '70s and
only five, F-I-V-E (5), from the '90s--six if I count James Brown's
Star Time, almost all of which was decades old by the time the
four-CD comp was released, but of course I can't, just as I can't
count the fabulous and now scarce Go-Betweens best of
1978-1990. So we'll begin with those five, alphabetized: DJ
Shadow's Endtroducing DJ Shadow, Eminem's The Slim Shady
Album, Guitar Paradise of East Africa, The Latin
Playboys, Tom Ze's Brazil Classics 4. Then I will quickly
add Arto Lindsay's Mundo Civilizado on the grounds that Carola
requested it when feeling poorly at dinner one night recently and we
were so entranced we instantly felt compelled to play it again right
away and then yet again for our 19-year-old out-of-town grandniece the
next day (she said she liked it and also left with a bunch of surplus
CDs I was happy to declutter myself of). But of the other candidates
I've tested out only Nirvana's Nevermind roared into certain
top 10 status (and if you're keeping score, as I know a few of you
are, that would seem to make both of those A plusses, end of
story). Alphabetically once again, the remaining candidates are:
L.L. Cool J's Mama Said Knock You Out, Stern's Africa's
Senegalese The Music in My Head comp, Liz Phair's Exile in
Guyville (which did seem a little thin musically first time out),
Amy Rigby's Diary of a Mod Housewife, Lucinda Williams's Car
Wheels on a Gravel Road.
[Q] If you made your own music, what kind would it be? Who would it sound like? -- Sergio Thompson, Salem, Oregon [A]
If my dream life is any indication, I'd be the leader of a postpunk
rock quartet. On a number of occasions, I've had dreams in which I
played such a role, although as I believe I've pointed out somewhere,
I've also had dreams--long before my current semi-lameness, let me
add--in which I could walk in 12-foot strides, and once it was the
same dream. And then there's what I dreamed last night, after I'd read
this query: that I'd somehow been hired to visit a college and play my
songs, accompanying myself on an acoustic guitar. This was a terrible
dream without being a nightmare: having arrived at my destination, I
failed to call my contact and instead began gabbing with a woman I
knew while avoiding all thoughts of a) not knowing how to play guitar
and b) never having written a song. Hours passed, my appearance time
neared, and the whole deal was so annoying I woke up to be out of it
at 6:30, which is early for me. But at 7:45 I got back into bed and
soon found myself in a slightly revised version of the same
dream. None of this was fun. I blame you.
|
|