Consumer Guide Album

Dogmatics: Everybody Does It [Homestead EP, 1986]
A punk joke that sustains its burlesque of teen angst--hope nobody tells Dion about "Why must I be a teenager on drugs?"--for a whole side before slipping into mere "Saturday Nite Again." And even there the line about sticking latecomers with the Old Milwaukee bears the mark of a lived life. B+