Xgau SezThese are questions submitted by readers, and answered by Robert Christgau. New ones will appear in batches every third Tuesday. To ask your own question, please use this form. March 11, 2026Growing up pop, band dreams vs. critical practice, The Only Ones on record and in print, Yankee Hotel Mea Culpa, the Tallahatchie Bridge not taken, and sixteen live ones. [Q] Hello, I'm curious how you got to where you are. What first drew you to music, what continues to draw you to it? What prompted you to pursue this as your career, and did you ever wonder whether you'd made the right choice? I love reading your work, thank you for doing what you do. -- Eli Krash, Richmond, Virginia [A]
Although both my parents and for that matter my more dexterous maiden
aunt Mildred played piano, I thought lessons were boring when I could
have been playing stoopball outside, hence have zero formal knowledge
of music. But the big living room radio console my fireman father
splurged on was always part of my life, not least because it came with
a phonograph he converted 78s to LPs when they became a thing. Plus I
loved baseball, particularly the Yankees, which means my brother and I
had a radio in the basement, where we slept. What I can no longer
remember is whether WINS was the Yankee station back then, because it
was the (first) Alan Freed station, and it was Freed who leaned down
on the biracial pop music he dubbed rock and roll. Plus there was DJ
Peter Tripp on WMGM nearby and at the upper end of the dial WWRL, a
black-oriented (and Harlem-based?) station that played only r&b. My
parents were also good dancers. And my beloved grandfather Tom Snyder
was the first person I knew who owned a 45 RPM record player. So there
was always plenty of music, especially pop music, in my life, and by
the time I was 10 I was into it. At Dartmouth I hung out with the tiny
bohemian clique insofar as they tolerated me, and they hipped me to
jazz. By the time I was out of college I played pop radio all the time
and also occasionally visited jazz clubs, where
Thelonious Monk was my special
fave. All of which is to say that not just that for most of my
life I was a serious rock and roll fan. Add to that my night-gig boss,
the painter Bob Stanley, who was glad to play the radio at F.I. Dupont
where we filed margin calls and before too long the pop art movement
was under way, which added an extra layer of validation to my
attraction to pop music, which Bob liked too—there's a Shirelles
piece of his hanging in my living room and a Ringo in the dining
room. Aesthetically, the-"high"-art-to-pop-art switcheroo made it
easier to write critically and with aggressive respect about pop
music. Hence: rock criticism.
[Q] If you could invite yourself to join a band, any band at any time from recorded music's brief past, which would it be, what instrument are you playing, and why? You can ruthlessly replace any band member of your choosing. -- Dean Sterling Jones, Belfast [A]
Answer: none. Although sleeping I've had dreams about being in a band
a few times, I find I have not the slightest interest in speculating
about what band I'd most like to join. Professionally meeting John
Lennon in particular was an honor and a treat. But I like being a
writer, and I like being a critic. That's where both my talents
and—work though both are—my pleasures reside.
[Q] Hey . . . A couple of quick questions. I noticed positive reviews for three Only Ones' records from '79, '80 and '91 and wonder if you have any thoughts on Peter Perrett's 2017 solo album, How the West Was Won. It's one of my favourite 21st century albums. -- Tony, Newfoundland, Canada (51st state, my ass) [A]
Because Carola named her novel
The Only Ones
(check
it out!!) we retain a theoretical fondness for the band—when
she's creating playlists for a reading she always sticks in one of
their songs. But that Perrett solo album was a
B+ by me, and sampling it again
on streaming I soon decided that he came across better sonically as a
group leader than as a solo artist. So though you might ultimately
prove right about how good that solo album is, I'm not sure I'll dig
on a nearly decade-old release to double-check.
[Q] Hi! I just wanted to thank you for all you've done and continue to do. For all these years you've encouraged people to listen harder to music and really think about what they're hearing and how it makes them feel. Twenty-five years ago I submitted a snotty letter to the editor of the Village Voice after you wrote something dismissive of Wilco's Pazz and Jop topper Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. I was rude and shitty and I've felt ashamed of myself ever since. I apologize. I thought I knew everything and I did not. I still love that album though. -- Jake Brown, Michigan [A]
I never liked Wilco as much as I was supposed to. There was and still
is something a little too sluggish about them. As for your snotty
letter, I'm glad you changed your mind, but as I believe I've written
somewhere, criticism is not a popularity contest. Which is not to say
I don't feel contempt for all the
Kansas and
ELP fans who not only think I'm a
fraud but underestimate my IQ.
[Q] Longtime fan, first-time caller. I've always appreciated your economy of words and felt that your precision in word choice reminds me very much of my own dad, who's about your age and similarly snarky. I comb through your reviews every now and then and have found you have an apparent fondness for woman country singers, but it seems you've never covered Bobbie Gentry! As someone who only recently found her music, I'd like to know: do you have any opinion of her? -- Mark, Oakland, California [Q] Dear Mr. Christgau, I hope you are doing well. I've been a reader and fan of your Consumer Guide columns since the late 1970's. Do you listen to live albums very often, aside from new releases that you review? Below are 10 live albums that I've particularly enjoyed over the years:
Best -- John Vest, Roanoke, Virginia [A]
I gave As to every one of the albums you list. But you guess correctly
when you figure I don't listen to many live rock albums, though JB's
Sex Machine, which I've
never been fully convinced is all the way live though that's its rep,
is an exception. I do however listen to many live jazz
albums. Coltrane's
Live at the Vanguard,
Ornette's
Friends and Neighbors,
Davis's
Live/Evil and Monk's
Palo Alto are four that
come to mind as I wonder whether
Monk's London albums are live
or anyway part live and I bet there are others.
February 18, 2026Some health notes, Bird: still lives, the live Dead, the A shelves explained, reissues not reevaluated, and some faves. [Q] Hello Mr. Christgau. Are you alright? It's been more than a month now since your last post. Regards -- Martin Moeller, Vejle, Denmark [Q] Hi there, I hope this finds you both well. My question is very slightly time-sensitive but I'm aware it might too closely resemble work, in which case please ignore it. I'm not asking you to do my research for me. I enjoy listening to jazz but I'm not knowledgeable. Davis and Coltrane, both of whom I love, have releases for Record Store Day: The New Sounds, From Bebop to Blue, and Lady Be Good: Live in Europe with the Birdland All-Stars (for the former); and From Form to Spirit, and France 1965: The Complete Concerts (for the latter). There's no way I can afford all of these, but of those you're familiar with (assuming you are), could I ask which ones might represent the wisest investment? -- Fred Hodson, Ipswich, U.K. [A]
I'm not familiar with these, but a cursory glance suggests the Davis
releases are archival and the Coltrane for completists (which I'm
not). Instead let me recommend you investigate alto saxophonist and de
facto inventor of bebop Charlie Parker, aka Bird, who seems to have
gotten lost in the historical shuffle. Made his crucial breakthrough
in the '40s.
Check him out in the CG and
you'll find two full A's and two A plusses. I've been playing Now's
the Time around here a lot recently and it never gets tired.
[Q] In my attempts to gain better appreciation for the Grateful Dead, your essays such as "They're Grateful for the Dead" have been useful in capturing the atmosphere of the Deadhead culture. But the overall arc of your writing suggest there may have been a drop-off point partway through the '70s—after Europe '72, ratings drop from A's and B+'s into B-'s and C's, and the '90s 'Dozin at the Knick review refers to the widespread belief that "two decades of Deadheads" may have been "marshmallow-ears." Do you think this is an accurate reading of the Dead's trajectory? Do you think something got lost in the tumult of Pigpen's passing and the brief touring hiatus? -- David D., Mesa, AZ. [A]
I paid
more attention
to the Dead live than most
critics, but as the Deadhead subculture became a mass cult the
physical strain became too much. Note however that I covered a Dead
concert in Jersey that I wrote up in the Newsday offices in
Nassau County and then drove further east on Long Island to join
Carola on Shelter Island, where I made our romance official and
surprised her by showing her my copy after we got out of bed. At that
point I don't think she'd ever read a word I'd written. Pretty sure we
saw them together
at the Academy soon enough. Please
also note that the review in question praises a 1990 live show for its
"mesh of the tight and the shambolic that on their best nights
rendered their music responsive and interactive"—there were good
nights, not as many as there once were, but this was one. Parsing the
exact moment when the good nights might have begun to dry up isn't
worth my time, and probably not yours.
[Q] Completely baffled by this review: "The Best of the Damned (Big Beat, 1999) A little late, I admit—going on half a century after Britpunk's heyday, actually—an album by this well-named, overpraised band songful and rocking enough to play three times and squeeze into the A shelves ('Jet Boy, Jet Girl,' 'New Rose,' 'Hit or Miss') ***" 1999 → not a half century after Britpunk's heyday (1977 to 1999 ~ 22 years?). Maybe almost a quarter at best. "an album by this well-named, overpraised band songful and rocking enough to play three times and squeeze into the A shelves" → it's not going on the A shelf per your own grading rubric which awarded it a 3-star honorable mention. Do you think it's any good? How good, if so? Straightforward language requested, something my Reader's Digest reading late grandma would understand. -- JM Welch, Elmira, NY [A]
I don't review every album on release; in this case, a collection made
an impression many years after it appeared, and I reviewed it in the
April 2024 Consumer Guide. So the
half a century thing made sense in context. As for the A shelves, one
problem with being known for grading things is that people get
literalistic about it. Please allow me to use the term "A shelves" the
way any normal person would—the shelves where I keep the
important stuff as opposed to "housing only albums graded A."
Credence, for example,
was one of those major bands whose catalogue included a B and B+, but
at a certain moment in history I wanted to keep it all in one
place. Haven't played them in years though bet they'd sound pretty OK
if I did.
[Q] You once raved about a reissue series released in 1982 on Epic Records called Okeh Soul, Okeh Western Swing, Okeh Jazz and Okeh Rhythm & Blues. I never bought them at the time when they were released as double vinyl albums but I see now that they were reissued on CD. You probably haven't played them in decades—or have you? Are they all worth searching for? Hope you're doing fine. -- Harold Fenniman, Queens [A]
I liked these sets in 1982
(ahem: "the finest major-label
reissue anthologies since Atlantic's long-lost History of Rhythm
& Blues"). I see no reason I wouldn't like them now. That
said, for better or worse I play very little vinyl. CDs keep me busy
enough unless I'm doing research or Carola or a visitor puts in a
request. If the label were to send me the CDs in the mail I'd probably
revisit them. But that is highly unlikely these days.
[Q] Maybe it is too demanding . . . but if asked about THE favorite album of all time, what are the quick choices that jump into your mind? Thank you and best wishes for all. -- YMH, New York [A]
Monk's Misterioso,
The Beatles' Second Album,
The Rolling Stones Now,
something picked blind from my two dozen or so Armstrong CDs, maybe
the longtime Bob and Carola fave
Manfred Mann's Earth Band
(although obviously that's not a timeless classic except for us who
played it plenty when we were becoming a couple and the guys who made
the record).
December 19, 2025Favorite instruments, Xgau at the radar station, classical colleagues, Phish still fishy, heavy reading, and wanker's delight. [Q] Dear Mr. Christgau, What's your favorite instrument? -- David, Montclair, New Jersey [A]
It depends, right? So say "rock," as it's called:
electric
guitar. Jazz:
saxophone.
Funk, etc.:
drum kit.
"Rock and roll":
human
voice. Folk:
"human
voice." Jazz: also
piano.
Trumpet doesn't fit anywhere despite
Satchmo.
[Q] Hi, Robert. I noticed that you didn't rate FKA Twigs' Eusexua. Did it slip your radar, or did you just not think much of it? Some of it was inspired by the Prague club scene, and the record is a big success here. To me, it compares pretty favorably with Madonna's Erotica. -- Mario, Prague [A]
She didn't slip under my radar. But while I've found her interesting
as an artist, she's never seemed quite compelling. Just played the new
one and thought it sounded like a B plus. (Also thought the
Erotica comparison an overstatement.) That said, I'd need to
listen more before it sinks in enough to finalize that informed
conjecture.
[Q] Mr. Christgau, During your time at the VV, were you editing classical music critics Leighton Kerner, Greg Sandow, Tom Johnson, and Kyle Gann? Did you ever have the opportunity to write about classical music or "new" or modern classical music? Finally, do you read any classical critics today, and if so, who? -- Steven Ward, Jackson, Mississippi [A]
I edited all the critics you cite above and was fond of all of them as
people—even Leighton, a sweet man who was inevitably late with
his copy. Sandow and especially
Johnson proved good friends
and I always respected Gann. Moreover, John Rockwell—who started
at the NYT as a classical guy before becoming the chief pop
critic—is one of my closest pals; he and his wife were here for
dinner a few nights ago. But with a few exceptions I've cited
before—Stravinsky's Rite of Spring, Beethoven's C Sharp
Minor Quartet—I have little active interest in "classical"
music. Not a judgment, though I could transform it into one. My ears
are very happy as they are—and by the way are in pretty good
shape for 83.
[Q] Phish. They're absolutely foundational to my understanding of how players pay attention to each other while making music—Rift blew my mind in high school and I legitimately loved the aural aesthetics of their records for a long time. However, as I've grown up, I've gradually started to hate them—like, really loathe them—and I can't quite pin down why. Maybe it's something about the not-quite-elegant poetry, or how the adept musical ideas seem detached from any significance, or how the whole endeavor has a whiff of defensive irony and cynicism that I can smell but can't detail. These are only possibilities, though, and the full story eludes me. Please advise. The internet has not helped as much as I'd hoped. Your reviews are a good start but I'm hungry for more. -- G., Damiriscotta, Maine [A]
Seems like you've done a more than adequate job of pinning things
down. Having always thought they were absolutely
overrated—dud,
C+, dud, B+, B-—I recommend you put this false step behind you
and give, oh,
Jefferson Airplane a visit.
[Q] Any thoughts on Joe Boyd's recent world-music tome, And The Roots of Rhythm Remain? Whatever its flaws may be, I find it so much superior to White Bicycles (which I liked, but neither more nor less than I expected to) that I wonder if he wrote the earlier memoir just so someone might give him an advance (or at least an avenue) to publish this behemoth. -- Mark Bradford, Brooklyn [A]
I'm pretty sure I met Boyd on one U.K. venture or another, although I
don't recall the details. But I sure know his name and was so
flattered when he called me and Carola up in NYC that we invited him
and his wife over. They proved exceptionally interesting and sociable
people, and I was quite flattered when he complimented me in the
frontispiece to his book. Reading the book, however, is another matter
for me, because I tend to read on my back in bed and have a bad left
elbow that puts a 960-page tome like this one out of my range
physically. Carola, however, has gotten into it. She's impressed by
his knowledge of various "folk" and international styles, and as a
resident of London for much of the late '60s found Boyd's knowledge of
its bohemian variants accurate and evocative.
[Q] You are an absolute fucking wanker. -- Tim A, Australia November 26, 2025What's in a name, live vs. recorded, tuneful vs. melodic, Pulnoc at P.S. 122, a lost Clash cassette, and a half-century-plus of delightful rhetoric. [Q] I have come across your name so many times in my search tracing my dad's side of the family. I did a Google search and came across this post of someone asking about your last name. I read the same things about the meaning but my dad also told me it had a French spelling and sound prior to the current spelling. Have you ever come across this? His name was Henry William Christgau. He passed in 2018 and was 63. I am from upstate New York but live in Florida now. I love my last name and that it is rare. I did trace the origins and where it came from in Germany. Side note I appreciate your Taylor Swift reviews—die hard Swiftie here and was pleasantly surprised to see your ratings. Reputation is my favorite album and so misunderstood by those who don't follow her and what has happened to her. "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" is a dis track for Kayne West and all the drama they caused her. It is one of my favorite songs on that album. -- Andrea Christgau, Florida [A]
In my family lore the name Christgau is either North German or
Danish—there is a
Danish coffee brand of
that name, an empty bag of which hangs on my office door. And huzzah
huzzah, as noted in a strange coincidence you can find below but as
I've long known, Minnesotan
Victor
Christgau was an early director of the Social Security
Administration, which is something for all Christgaus to be proud
of. Plus, oops, a Minnesotan jerkola named, oops, Robert Wayne
Christgau was once arrested for driving his pickup with a young kid on
the roof. Hope he did hard time for that.
[Q] Being born in 1961 and not getting into rock music until the late '70s, I was not contemporaneous with a lot of rock's goings-on in the '60s and '70s. For example, Emotional Rescue was my first Rolling Stones cassette. I did voraciously listen to everything I missed, thanks to several guides, notably Paul Gambaccini's Rock Critics' Choice: The Top 200 Albums (to which you were a contributor) and two copies of Christgau's Record Guide: Rock Albums of the Seventies. What I could never replicate was the live experience. While the Stones "Not Fade Away" was easily accessible to me, the visceral experience of their live show from the '60s and '70s was not. My question is, how crucial is this? Are they two different experiences or essential parts of one? Is it the difference between viewing (and being a part of) history and reading about it or simply different facets? Or is the difference simply unavoidable? -- Ted Raikin, Metuchen, New Jersey [A]
The answer, obviously, is that they're two different but related
experiences, with the recording generally more foundational, although
it happens a lot that seeing a performer you've never heard before
live inspires you to buy his/her/their recordings. One nice thing
about records is that they tend to be a lot cheaper; another is that
by familiarizing the listener with the artist's material they
generally render the performance more revelatory. And of course, many
artists make more money on the road than they do from royalties.
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